Question 1
Why are the church bells rung?
| To annoy the neighbours | |
| To frighten pigeons away | |
| To call people to services | |
| To ward off evil |
Question 2
What happens in the font?
| The vicar washes his socks | |
| People are Christened | |
| People teach their babies to swim | |
| Water poured into the font tops up the heating system |
Question 3
Who made these marks on the font?
| Alien life forms | |
| Local vandals | |
| The masons who built the font | |
| Wandering Egyptian mummies |
Question 4
Who are the characters on the chancel arch?
| Edward IV and Richard, Duke of Gloucester | |
| Ant and Dec | |
| Richard and Judy | |
| Danny and Joe from the Saturday Show |
Question 5
Why is there a tomb with a skeleton on one side and a man on the other?
| To show the dangers of not eating all your food | |
| Because the man died of cholera | |
| To remind us that we will all die one day | |
| As an aid to medical students studying anatomy |
Question 6
This man did a lot to add to the Church. Who is he?
| Bob the Builder | |
| Bob the Mortician | |
| Robert de Mortham | |
| Bob the Builder's dad |
Question 7
Why is there a boar on the south transept window ledge?
| Because wild boars lived around Barnard Castle | |
| Because the north transept window ledge was already taken | |
| Because the church builders liked pork | |
| Because it was King Richard III's sign |
Question 8
What happens in the Vestry?
| The vicar keeps his vests here | |
| The choir change into alien life forms here | |
| The clergy change into their vestments | |
| The choir practise here |
Question 9
Who gave these flags to the Church?
| The Durham Militia and Light Infantry | |
| The local majorettes | |
| A local car sales forecourt | |
| Ronald McDonald |
Question 10
What is an organ stop?
| A device to slow the organ down | |
| A switch that prevents air getting into the organ pipes | |
| A trap-door to drop the organist into a vault when they play a wrong note | |
| A knob that lets different sounds come out of the pipes |
